Right on Harlem
Did I shut the garage?
I80 West… no, East
Is it too late now to say sorry
She’s so high, Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite
159th is coming soon
How did I get here so fast?
Left on Kedzie
That light was green wasn’t it?
Stop for the bus
Turned my life into this country song
Left on 147th
Now that’s definitely a red light, oh no, green arrow
No cops, left on Turner
Jai Guru Deva. Om Nothing’s gonna change my world
Left into the parking lot
Sorry, didn’t see you there
Parking spot is taken
Good morning, coworkers!
PSA: Driving before caffeine influence can lead to copious consequences.